| Camper vans used to be a novelty, a freedom vehicle for hippies
and students. While I joined my friends in the love-hate relationship
with canvas, I envied the friend of mine who had the luxury of an
old red VW van with dodgy brakes, a double mattress in the back and
a tiny gas stove. In the morning he'd throw the side- door open, yawning
from a good night's sleep, toss the discarded beer cans onto the pile
beside the van and look smilingly on his mortal friends who'd spent
the night trying to find a stone-free bit of ground. It was the closest
most of us got to getting stoned.
Whereas the sight of a camper was once unusual, they're now to
be seen everywhere - pootling along motorways, holding picnics,
and even doing the weekly supermarket run. They've become part of
the family, part of the 1 child, 2-car set up.
And I want one.
The thought of grabbing a few clothes and some tins of soup and
heading off to explore unknown territory for the weekend appeals
to me. As does pulling into a lay-by, making a cup of coffee and
lounging on the sofa with a newspaper, instead of paying the exorbitant
prices for the hassle of a service station.
Knowing nothing about campers and motorhomes, I flicked through
some magazines. The glut of magazines on the shelf dedicated to
motorhomes indicated its popularity, as well as its increasing hobby
status. But the magazines were too overwhelming, coach-built, high-top,
diesel, FSH (apparently, it has nothing to do with its sense of
humour), door positioning, two-berth or five... There were so many
things to consider and that was without even considering what make
and model you wanted.
A showroom seemed a good idea. There's a number around the country
and I spent a Sunday afternoon clambering in and out of used vans
with less than 40,000 miles on the clock and brand new luxury vans
with double bed and en-suite bathroom. It was a whole new world
to me, a world of gadgets and detail. It's no wonder it's a hobby
that men and women share. There's GPS navigation systems and solar
power, there's natty cupboard fasteners and compact bathrooms with
shower, and there's even bed layouts to suit everybody.
It was like house-hunting, at first you look at every one in detail,
but before long, you're able to glance through the door and know
instantly if it feels like the one for you.
Showrooms demonstrated another world to me, but an exhibition proved
to be breath-taking. I thought, in my naiveté, that I'd seen
everything there was to see and encountered all the people in this
head-nodding club.
Arriving at the exhibition before the public doors had opened,
I was privy to the careful strokes of the vacuum cleaner on the
soft piled carpet and the endless circles of soft cloth on metal.
Each motorhome was being lovingly prepared for the adoring gaze
of thousands of people. And just as my friends and I had once created
a circle with our tents by turning the door to the centre, so too
were these companies creating an adult version of a camp using their
state-of-the-art motorhomes.
And state-of-the-art they were. 70's retro isn't just in fashion
in your homes, they are also a fashion in motorhomes. Metallic silver
body and concept interiors like a set from a futuristic film set
were dotted between the traditional white suburban motorhomes with
vased flowers on the dining table and a pinny hanging in the dinky
kitchen.
It wasn't just the design of the van, there were guages and dials
to provide hours of entertainment for any man, plasma screens with
built-in DVD players, bars of light that were obviously inspired
by the 'lightsabre' of Star Wars, concept bathrooms, and beds that
are pushed to the ceiling when not in use.
Not that you need to buy one of these ultra-modern vans to have
every gadget and gismo on the market. There's a huge accessories
market waiting out there for you, whether you want a new shaped
loo, multi-tool, or wind turbine to power your pioneer hi-fi system.
DIY, it seems has extended beyond the four walls and into the motorhome.
You may not be able to expand the size of your van, but you can
reupholster, revamp and upgrade depending on your imagination, budget
and patience.
Regardless of size and expense, all of the motorhomes were created
with an eye for style and space. After all, with more people viewing
these beauties with an eye for transglobal adventure, not only are
they looking for home comforts on wheels, but the space to avoid
having months of cosy claustrophobic eruptions with their partner,
family or friend.
And as with the family home, space is essential, especially the
space to store your junk. More and more motorhomes are including
storage space within the space of the body, some even have enough
room to store a moped. If this isn't enough, you can still revert
to a top-box and bike rack.
Going from VW camper to Winnebago and everything in between, you
soon understand why it's increasing in popularity. Sales of motorhomes
have risen by 17% over the last year; still not as many as caravans,
but it's getting closer.
Camper vans have always been an eccentric hobby, but maybe its
increasing popularity has more to do with the festival goers of
the 70's and 80's being grown up and wanting to be in touch with
nature without being in touch with the hard ground. Or maybe, I'm
just getting older and want a little comfort with my coffee.
Whatever the reason, I still want a motorhome. But with so many
to choose from, I'm no closer to choosing the ideal one for me.
Maybe actually driving one will help.
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